[MSB-Alumni] Fw: Kids in Church

[Bunny]

Have a good laugh on Steven.
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From: "Stephen Robertson" <guidois1 at verizon.net>
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Sent: Friday, October 08, 2010 6:27 AM
Subject: Kids in Church


> Subject: Kids in Church
> 
> 
>>A little boy was overheard praying
>> 
>> 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about I'm 
>> having a real good time like I am.'
>> 
>> After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed 
>> all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked 
>> him three times what was wrong.   Finally, the boy replied 'That 
>> preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home And I 
>> wanted to stay with you guys
>> 
>> One particular four-year-old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash 
>> baskets As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
>> 
>> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they Were on the 
>> way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in 
>> church?' One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are 
>> sleeping.'
>> 
>> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3 
>> The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  
>> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral  'If Jesus were 
>> sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first 
>> pancake, I can wait.'  Kevin turned to his younger brother and 
>> said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus!'
>> 
>> A father was at the beach with hins children When the 
>> four-year-old son ran up to him, Grabbed his hand, and led him to 
>> the shore Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.   'Daddy, what 
>> happened to him?' the son asked.  'He died and went to Heaven,' 
>> the Dad replied.  The boy thought a moment and then said, 'Did 
>> God throw him back down?'
>> 
>> A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned 
>> to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say 
>> the blessing?  'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied. 
>> 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.  The 
>> daughter bowed her head and said,  'Lord, why on earth did I 
>> invite all these people to  dinner?'
>> 
>> 
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