[Missouri-l] As the Roomer Mill Turns

[Steve Schnelle]

It's Saturday and that means it's time for another installment of ----- yep, you guessed it. As The Roomer Mill Turns.
When we last left Mortimer he was leaning out of his hotel room trying to beg for an arm or an elbow down to the Tylenol users breakfast because he had lost the bungy cord out of his folding cane. As luck would have it a kind lady who always helps everyone out at the convention happened bye and made sure that Mortimer got down to the breakfast just in time to occupy the last available seat and grab the last sausage and shredded wheat breakfast sandwich. During the breakfast it was brought up that some one had written multiple checks to Toys Are Us out of the Tylenol Users checking account. After much ado about nothing it was discovered that the checks mailed to Toys Are Us for such items as water rafts and nurf toys were post marked from a small never before heard of island in the South Pacific. Later on, on the convention floor, An amendment was presented to have all of the proposed bylaws and amendments be posted on a lighted sign in lighted print and Braille with the signature of the author and the signature of a highway patrol officer and posted on prominent highways throughout the state. The amendment was defeated as the blind folks didn't want to stand in the fast lane, with their hands over their heads, for a long period of time reading the proposed bylaws and amendments. During a break in the convention excitement the gossip girl suffered a bout of dizziness and had to be rushed to the spin doctor. It was discovered that the reason for this spell was that she had been talking in circles and Dramamine was prescribed. During the president's luncheon a shriek was herd coming from the back corner. it came from a president of an affiliate who is never happy about anything. This time the offending action had put her over the edge and she stood up quivering and shaking with rage and indignation. the ongoing presentation was abruptly halted and a helpful sighted person was dispatched to the back corner to discover what shocking incident had caused such over-dramatic behavior. Do you know what the problem was? I can't tell you until next Saturday. Tune in next time for As the Roomer Mill Turns.

Disclaimer

This series is not intended to portray or offend anyone. It is solely for the entertainment of it's readers. If you have a roomer scandal or misinformation about something you feel is important enough to share on the list, please feel free to post as I am running out of roomers and scandals to incorporate into the series. If there are no roomers flying around I shall have to make up some about myself. That could be pretty fun. 

Steve 
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