[Missouri-l] The Twelve Days of Rehab

[Karl F. Hirsch]

I am trying to sing this.  Merry Christmas to all.Karl

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John and Donna Weidlich <weidlich at swbell.net> wrote:

>Here is a silly song I wrote that I hope you might find amusing. It can be sung roughly to the melody of the Twelve Days of Christmas John . 
>The Twelve Days of Rehab
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>Intro: The first time I called Rehab, they told me I would need
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>An eye exam to see what I could see.
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>The next time I called rehab, they assigned to me
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>A friendly rehab counselor, and here's what she gave to me.
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>On the first rehab visit my counselor gave to me,  a white cane because I can't see.
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>2. On the second rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't see.
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>3. On the third  rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
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>Hand-held magnifiers, Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't see.
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>4. On the fourth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
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>Talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't see.
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>5. On the fifth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
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>A CCTV, talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paperwork And a white cane because I can't see.
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>6. On the sixth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
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>A golden lab a-barking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>7. On the seventh rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A new computer talking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>8. On the eighth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
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>Braille and cooking lessons, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>9. On the ninth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
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>A Victor Stream downloading, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>10. On the tenth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
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>A Braille embosser brailling, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>11. On the eleventh rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
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> college courses for taking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
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>12. On the twelfth rehab  visit my counselor said to me,
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>"Your case is closed," but there's no job for me.
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>But that's ok, because I stillgot to keep the college courses, the Braille embosser, the Victor Stream, the Braille and cooking lessons, the talking computer, the guide dog, the CCTV, the talking clock and watch, the hand-held magnifier, the paperwork and-the white cane because I can't see. 
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>Merry Christmas
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>Merry Christmas With a Capital C.!!
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